well, THIS is the way to start a week.

a co-worker needs my extra ticket to a business seminar. he asks me to meet up with him this afternoon. i tell him to meet me at the local Target, about halfway between us. i stand outside the store in the blazing heat, clad in a gray suit and heels, sweating my hiney off.

all of a sudden, someone dumps water on me from the roof of the store. i can feel big droplets splash on my head, and down the back of my suit. i look up to see who the asshole is...

...and see a flock of seagulls flying over me.

oh, yup. head to toe in seagull poo. my co-worker pulls up in his car to get the ticket... and goes, "hey, you have a blob of something white on your nose."

*gag*

i need to go shower. and head to the drycleaner.