well, THIS is the way to start a week.

[swingchickie]

a co-worker needs my extra ticket to a business seminar. he asks me to meet up with him this afternoon. i tell him to meet me at the local Target, about halfway between us. i stand outside the store in the blazing heat, clad in a gray suit and heels, sweating my hiney off.

all of a sudden, someone dumps water on me from the roof of the store. i can feel big droplets splash on my head, and down the back of my suit. i look up to see who the asshole is...

...and see a flock of seagulls flying over me.

oh, yup. head to toe in seagull poo. my co-worker pulls up in his car to get the ticket... and goes, "hey, you have a blob of something white on your nose."

*gag*

i need to go shower. and head to the drycleaner.

Comments

eeeewww

[katehaney.livejournal.com]

Y'got me beat (Teddy didn't even pee on me this morning, actually).

It is supposed to be good luck to have a bird sh!t on you. I suspect this comes from the same school of "good luck" as having it rain on your wedding... iow, ways to try to make you feel better when something crappy happens.

I'd give you a big ol' hug, but, um, YUK.

Re: eeeewww

[swingchickie.livejournal.com]

yeah, my co-worker told me to go buy a lottery ticket. i said i needed the money to dryclean my suit. :)