well, THIS is the way to start a week.
Jun. 27th, 2005 03:24 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
swingchickiea co-worker needs my extra ticket to a business seminar. he asks me to meet up with him this afternoon. i tell him to meet me at the local Target, about halfway between us. i stand outside the store in the blazing heat, clad in a gray suit and heels, sweating my hiney off.
all of a sudden, someone dumps water on me from the roof of the store. i can feel big droplets splash on my head, and down the back of my suit. i look up to see who the asshole is...
...and see a flock of seagulls flying over me.
oh, yup. head to toe in seagull poo. my co-worker pulls up in his car to get the ticket... and goes, "hey, you have a blob of something white on your nose."
*gag*
i need to go shower. and head to the drycleaner.
all of a sudden, someone dumps water on me from the roof of the store. i can feel big droplets splash on my head, and down the back of my suit. i look up to see who the asshole is...
...and see a flock of seagulls flying over me.
oh, yup. head to toe in seagull poo. my co-worker pulls up in his car to get the ticket... and goes, "hey, you have a blob of something white on your nose."
*gag*
i need to go shower. and head to the drycleaner.
