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OH my GOD...
Feb. 2nd, 2007 05:30 pmboy: do you need me to pick up anything on my way over?
me: yeah, could you get me ANY soup but campbell's chicken noodle in the red can?
boy: getting sick of it, huh?
me: i'm keeping it down, but it's soooo salty!
boy: yeah, even though it's condensed, no matter how much you water it down it's still nasty.
me: wait... CONDENSED???
boy: sure... what, did you just eat it straight???
me: *running to the kitchen to look at the label of my one remaining can*
me: OH my GOD... this is condensed soup!!!
boy *cracking up*
me: when i saw that the can was 2 and 1/2 servings, i thought that was way too many for this little can! now i get it!!!
boy: i can't believe you ate it without adding a can of water!!!!
me: oh god... did i mention i'm in mensa?
boy: not any more, you're not!!!
*gag* no wonder i thought it was too salty. maybe i should read the label before i go heating something in the microwave.
me: yeah, could you get me ANY soup but campbell's chicken noodle in the red can?
boy: getting sick of it, huh?
me: i'm keeping it down, but it's soooo salty!
boy: yeah, even though it's condensed, no matter how much you water it down it's still nasty.
me: wait... CONDENSED???
boy: sure... what, did you just eat it straight???
me: *running to the kitchen to look at the label of my one remaining can*
me: OH my GOD... this is condensed soup!!!
boy *cracking up*
me: when i saw that the can was 2 and 1/2 servings, i thought that was way too many for this little can! now i get it!!!
boy: i can't believe you ate it without adding a can of water!!!!
me: oh god... did i mention i'm in mensa?
boy: not any more, you're not!!!
*gag* no wonder i thought it was too salty. maybe i should read the label before i go heating something in the microwave.
