a letter from angus
Oct. 3rd, 2008 02:07 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
swingchickiedear momma:
i know you had a sad morning seeing what happened to that little dog, but that doesn't have to translate into 5 hours of non-stop snorgling me. i know you love me, and i don't always mind when you bury your face in my fur or rub my belly while shouting "GUTULENCE!!!" or smooch that spot on the top of my head. but jeez lady, come up for air. if you want to show me how much you love me, how about putting some more crunchies in that bowl over there? it's been empty since breakfast, and the darn thing doesn't fill itself, you know.
oh -- and i know you're in a laundry frenzy today, but could you please not put my blankie in the wash? i'm not done humping it yet. kthx.
love, me
i know you had a sad morning seeing what happened to that little dog, but that doesn't have to translate into 5 hours of non-stop snorgling me. i know you love me, and i don't always mind when you bury your face in my fur or rub my belly while shouting "GUTULENCE!!!" or smooch that spot on the top of my head. but jeez lady, come up for air. if you want to show me how much you love me, how about putting some more crunchies in that bowl over there? it's been empty since breakfast, and the darn thing doesn't fill itself, you know.
oh -- and i know you're in a laundry frenzy today, but could you please not put my blankie in the wash? i'm not done humping it yet. kthx.
love, me
