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heard about this on the news this morning:

A MAN who lived in his own “zoo” of lizards and insects was fatally bitten by a pet black widow spider — then eaten by the other creepy-crawlies.

Police broke in to Mark Voegel’s apartment to find spider Bettina along with 200 others, several snakes, a gecko lizard called Helmut and several thousand termites had gorged on his body.

Neighbours alerted police after becoming alarmed by the stink.

And horrified officers were met by a nightmare scene.

A police spokesman said: “It was like a horror movie. His corpse was over the sofa.

“Giant webs draped him, spiders were all over him. They were coming out of his nose and his mouth.

“There was everything there one could imagine in the world of reptiles.

“Larger pieces of flesh torn off by the lizards were scooped up and taken back to the webs of tarantulas and other bird-eating spiders.”

Loner Voegel, 30, never invited people back to his “jungle” home, a small apartment in the German city of Dortmund.

Police described it as a cross between a botanical garden and the butterfly breeding ground in the serial killer movie The Silence Of The Lambs.

One tarantula had built a nest the size of a swallow’s in a corner of the ceiling.

Voegel also had a boa constrictor and several poisonous frogs from South America.

Spider expert and animal cruelty officer Gabi Bayer said he kept creatures “that should never be allowed in a private home”.

She said: “He had spiders so aggressive they are the equivalent of a pit-bull in the animal world.”

The reptiles were allowed to roam free in the flat.

The heating elements on two tanks containing spiders and their termite snacks had exploded and dislodged the metal tops allowing them to escape.

Voegel is thought to have been dead for between seven and 14 days.

A post-mortem will be carried out in the next few days. But authorities believe Bettina alone was responsible for Voegel’s death.

Date: 2007-08-30 03:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pennycuts.livejournal.com
that's just so wrong.

Date: 2007-08-30 04:51 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] xtingu
A post-mortem!?? How about "THE GUY WAS EATEN BY A ZOO"?!

I can't imagine what the poor folks on the clean-up crew had to deal with. It's bad enough seeing a dead guy half-eaten by wild animals. It's another thing to try to clean up the mess while dodging poisonous creatures who are "the equivalent of a pit-bull in the animal world."

Nnnngk!

Date: 2007-08-30 10:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] swingchickie.livejournal.com
i know, i was itchy for hours after hearing about it. bleh. the best part is how the top blew off the spider and termite tanks... i just have this image of spiders and termines shooting out of their tanks and cascading like snow throughout the room, ready to wreak havoc.

btw, i read this morning that some asshole already torched the burning man during the lunar eclipse the other night, and they had to quickly build a new one. you'll have to get the scoop on the playa and let us know.

Date: 2007-08-30 01:10 pm (UTC)
xtingu: (Burning Man 2005)
From: [personal profile] xtingu
i read this morning that some asshole already torched the burning man during the lunar eclipse the other night

Tis true. You can get the full scoop here:
http://laughingsquid.com/burning-man-set-on-fire-early-arson-is-to-blame/

The good news is that they put it out before he was destroyed, so they just rebuilt him and supposedly it'll be OK for the "real" burn Saturday night.

The pisser of all this, for me anyway, is that The Man is all lit up on neon, and in the middle of the night when it's pitch black out, The Man gives you an idea of what direction you're facing so you're not walking to Reno when you're just trying to find the john. :-) So I'm hoping the neon is on The Man, just for my own selfish reasons.

For me, the power of Burning Man isn't in the burning of the man, but in the burning of The Temple on Sunday night. Much cooler.

Date: 2007-08-30 12:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] occhi-cinesi.livejournal.com
And for over 3 months I've been able to avoid feeling nauseous, through puppy pee and poop, rotting food in the refrigerator, the sour smell in our new basement... but this story made me burp a nasty burp. I should look at your Current Mood before I eagerly read your posts... whew, I'm sweating...

;)

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