OH my GOD...

[swingchickie]

boy: do you need me to pick up anything on my way over?
me: yeah, could you get me ANY soup but campbell's chicken noodle in the red can?
boy: getting sick of it, huh?
me: i'm keeping it down, but it's soooo salty!
boy: yeah, even though it's condensed, no matter how much you water it down it's still nasty.
me: wait... CONDENSED???
boy: sure... what, did you just eat it straight???
me: *running to the kitchen to look at the label of my one remaining can*
me: OH my GOD... this is condensed soup!!!
boy *cracking up*
me: when i saw that the can was 2 and 1/2 servings, i thought that was way too many for this little can! now i get it!!!
boy: i can't believe you ate it without adding a can of water!!!!
me: oh god... did i mention i'm in mensa?
boy: not any more, you're not!!!


*gag* no wonder i thought it was too salty. maybe i should read the label before i go heating something in the microwave.

Comments

eeew!

[katehaney.livejournal.com]

It's way too salty WITH the water; I can't imagine it without it.

You poor baby: obviously you need more sleep!

[swingdoc.livejournal.com]

OMG. . .ROTFL!!!

when all else fails. . .read the directions. :)

[thetech.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry... but.......

*bwahahahaha*

:)

[dear-amaranth.livejournal.com]

Oh, gross!

[boutell.livejournal.com]

I'm not laughing at you. Okay, I am. But I'm doing it with love.

[southstman.livejournal.com]

teehee ;)

[steven.livejournal.com]

Next you'll be eating baker's chocolate.

[swingchickie.livejournal.com]

hey, i like baker's chocolate... but did you ever notice it needs more sugar? ;)

[swingchickie.livejournal.com]

i know... but who makes soup that isn't heat & serve anymore???? every soup i eat, you just dump it in the container and nuke it.

*slinking off to check the labels of all my soups*

the boy is shocked i didn't have a stroke... i ate TWO cans over the last 2 days!!!

[netjunki-23.livejournal.com]

hehehe