*swoon*... how can i say no to this lothario???

[swingchickie]

Baby how are doing, hope u cool.
i saw ur profil and went gaga. i will realy
like to knw u better. i like u person.am a christian
loving and truthful guy.i need matured lady like u.
pls i will be happy if u will mail me through [e-mail address]@yahoo.com

*sigh*. i'm becoming a nun, i swear.

Comments

[viellen]

Bwahaha, I can't tell you how many of those I've gotten! Gotta love da ghetto baby.
Oh teh intornetz.

[shanabanana.livejournal.com]

"And by 'matured' I mean old...

Snap that man up!

[swingchickie.livejournal.com]

yeah, i saw him first!!!!

[boutell.livejournal.com]

Hee! As a Man (tm) I don't get as many responses in general because men do most of the responding, but I've had a few weirdies like this from women as well. They tend to be even more terse (because OMG, a woman took the time to contact you, she doesn't have to have anything to SAY) and just as incoherent. (:

Definite Fodder for Online Dating Morons

[katehaney.livejournal.com]

I'm sure the Yehoodlums would appreciate your posting this there.

I've always wanted someone to go gaga for me... particularly someone whose "gaga" is likely to be followed by "googoo." Don't get me wrong: I digz me some younger menz (my husband, f'rinstance), but there are limits. And this doood is waay over that limit.