inside the actor's studio

[swingchickie]

every once in a while, when i'm flipping the channels, i catch an episode of "inside the actor's studio". i love hearing the celebs' answers to the questions at the end, because it can reveal so much about them (including how good an actor they really are, because you KNOW they prepped their answers ahead of time and are just pretending to come up with something on the spot). being that i have such a rich inner life (*grin*), i like to think of what i'd say if i were the revered guest up on that stage...


What is your favorite word?
monkey.

What is your least favorite word?
bitch.

What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
being around other creative people, whether it's dancing, seeing live music, going to an art exhibit... i always come back from those experiences so giddy and inspired.

What turns you off?
people who act "entitled". it's incredibly ugly.

What is your favorite curse word?
fuckingpieceofshit (usually said in the car.)

What sound or noise do you love?
my cats purring. when they purr, it means everything's right with the world. puts an instant grin on my face.

What sound or noise do you hate?
people yelling at each other.

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
i'd love to design clothes. i can't sketch worth a damn, but i'm always complaining about hating what's in stores, so it'd be cool to learn.

What profession would you not like to do?
maid. i hate cleaning.

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
"good job. now, get down there and have another lifetime on me. enjoy."