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the results of the 2005 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest* are in!

my favorite:

For the fifteenth time that evening my narcoleptic lover opened his eyes, smiled at me, and said, "Good morning!"

BWAhahahaaaaa...


*for those who don't know about this... it's an annual contest to see what ridiculous "first sentence in a book" things can be written. it's based on the book by Edward George Earl Bulwer-Lytton, that started out: "it was a dark and stormy night".

more of the entries are here. total hoot.
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