this is classic.

[swingchickie]

wow, i got the most hateful, angry post in my journal today! of course the person kept it anonymous, because it was just so full of bile. and of course the person is a stranger to me, because my friends on here who read my stuff can put my posts in context, since they know me and what i'm made of, ouside of these 1s and 0s. but i guess, to the outside world, i'm a nasty, dysfunctional, ugly, materialistic bitch who... well, read for yourself...

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Are you kidding me

I have read quite a number of your entries and have finally had it. You are undoubtedly the most self centered individual I have ever seen. I love the way you are the victim in all these relationships. I guess it has conveniently escaped your mind that YOU are the common denominator. The problem is not with them, um could it be, say it isn’t so....YOU. You are so scared to live outside your comfort zone you blame others for your failed relationships. It is even a burden for you to see your familty. Interesting how a total stranger, that at first really enjoyed your writing style now has such distain for you and can see right through to the very essence of your being. God for-bid you don’t have your money pit investment a.k.a. your cats, swing dancing, constant failed attempts at weight loss, ability to spend way too much money on ridiculous, inappropriate, not suited for you body style clothes, and least we not forget your stomach/health issues to keep you busy. You could make a career out of all that alone. You get what you ask for in these programs. You can’t actually think that you can put this all out here and not have others have an opinion about your pathetic life.
I love the way you ask some of the other LJ members not to post on your LJ anymore. Hmm why could this be? Do they speak the truth that you desperately do not want others to know? Perhaps how you jump so easily from one relationship to another? Not to mention one bed to another. Have you ever notices how quickly you start to have relations once in a new relationship? Then run to your PC and then POST about it like it is a trophy. How sad you are that the only way to begin a relationship for you is Chat, DATE and the jump into bed. Have you EVER taken any time to look at ‘you’ without a man in your life, is it so bad, is that why you run from one relationship to another without a moment to breath?
Let’s look into the crystal ball shall we……In your future I see a very pathetic, lonely old woman with a bottle of hooker red hair dye in one hand (you know the kind that stains all your ill fitting clothes and linens), remote in the other hand flipping to every reality show on TV thinking that you are still cool, young and hip and can totally relate to the all, a ill cat that should have been put to sleep long ago in your lap and still second guessing all the relationships she was in, saying “I’m perfect, always have been, it could have never been me that was the problem. Yet here I sit alone.”
I will leave you with this thought. “People in glass houses should not throw stones.”

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isn't that just CLASSIC? can you believe they think i'm a PC USER? i'm so offended! *chuckle*

update: i showed D the juicy parts of the post... his reply? "hey, she only got 2 out of 3 right."
*chuckle* i just love him.

Comments

[shanabanana.livejournal.com]

To one obsessive reader in the "outside" world, you may seem less fabulous than you are, but it says more about the replyer than about you. This is, however, why most of my posts are friends only. No one needs a stalker...especially the freaky anonymous kind.

[djzen.livejournal.com]

Yeah... seriously. I don't understand why that person wouldn't just stop reading your posts if they had such a big problem with your content. I say screw 'em. The person clearly has some issues of some sort.

[swingchickie.livejournal.com]

point well taken. i think i'll have to go back and "friends only" more of my posts, to avoid any wackos in the future. but jeez... if someone can actually find fault with me for being SICK last year... i'd have to lock the whole damn journal down. *chuckle*

[mattstratton.livejournal.com]

Yes, what's wrong with you? Why can't you train the microbes in your body to not be so selfish? Jesus.

How rude

[(Anonymous)]

I read your post for fun because you seem like such a fun person. ANd even thought we dont know each other about the only thing I can agree with in that post is that you have a wonderful way with words. The rest is pure trash. Unfortuantly there are people in this world that obvioulsy need to make others feel bad to make themselves feel good (obvioulsy the situation here). You seem to have a great circle of friends that are rallying around you. Take this for what that post is worth which is nothing.

A devoted reader! Teresa

P.S. I am not a Live journal user so did not have a log in name, that is why this is anonymous. I could not figure out how else to leave who I am. Sorry.

[shanabanana.livejournal.com]

BTW: even before I went back and read the comments on that entry, I thought the post looked like the hysterical ex of the ex. Now, I'm almost positive. Hilarious!

Re: How rude

[swingchickie.livejournal.com]

hi! *waves*

nice to "meet" you, and i'm glad you enjoy what i write. i just, well, i put down whatever's in my head at the moment, good or bad... some people find it entertaining, others find it fodder to spew hatred.

what it really boils down to is... i'm a responsible pet owner. a competitive swing dancer. i have a big ass and struggle to make it smaller. i have an okay fashion sense, and thank god, a good income to purchase fun clothes every so often. i get frustrated when i'm sick. when people do mean things to me i tell them to go away. i love hard, and hurt hard when it's over, and wonder what i could have done differently. i color my hair to get back what god gave me as a kid. i watch silly tv because my day job is serious. and i have a lot of people who love me for all of it, and i'm grateful to have them in my life... 'cause as we can see, crap always gets dumped in your lap, even for just being you. *grin*

don't be a stranger! and get an LJ! :)

[swingchickie.livejournal.com]

yeah, i checked out the IP address and know who it is now. :)

[steven.livejournal.com]

This sounds suspiciously like someone who knows you (or knows of you) in real life. An anyonymous person who just reads your journal probably isn't going to spend so much time making something so venomous.

Someone did this to me about three years ago in my journal, and it turned out to be a very bitter, very sick ex-girlfriend.

[naughtyboy.livejournal.com]

What a jackass. If they don't like your journal they shouldn't read it. Furthermore if they want to tell you off they should have the sack to do it publicly by putting a name to it. Also, it does sound like someone who knows you outside of LJ.

[justpoet.livejournal.com]

I've also had this experience...stupid people they are, with no lives or happiness, so must check up on ours and try to make ours miserable.

[thetech.livejournal.com]

Aren't some people... "fascinating"?

*eyeroll*

[swingchickie.livejournal.com]

it's someone who doesn't know me personally, but knows of me through someone else. i don't know what issues they have with this other person to make them react this strongly to my journal, but... *shrug*

bitter nasty "anonymous" person

[katehaney.livejournal.com]

Jiminy Christmas! Someone's got a big ol' problem... and it sure ain't you. Well, except that you happened to be the dumping ground for someone's vitriol.

Schmuck schmuck schmuck.

One of the many things I love about your blog (and you) is that you don't pretend to be anything that you're not. You're self-reflective and self-critical (to a fault on occasion), but loving and accepting of others.

p.s. Did you know that "blog" causes a spelling error in this spell-checker? "flog", "Bligh", and "blow" are three of the suggested alternatives, all of which could be used to respond to the schmuck (if s/he were worthy of a response, which isn't the case).

Re: bitter nasty "anonymous" person

[swingchickie.livejournal.com]

tee hee! you totally crack me up!

thanks for the kind words, hon. you're a great friend. *hug*